Movie: Die Hard

Synopsis
New York cop John McClane flies out to meet his best friend/fag hag, Holly, in LA. Anxious to see John again and catch up on six-months worth of bent cop stories she skips her work's Christmas party and meets him at the airport.

In the company-hired limo they gossip, sip Champaign, soak in the hot tub and talk about all the rough, cop trade John has had his way with. Meanwhile back at the Holly's office terrorists have seized control of the building.

Meanwhile... while John and Holly eat 'only the very best' from LA's finest restaurant -– on Holly's company credit card -– the terrorists have led the FBI and police to believe they have a political motive.

... while John and Holly work their way down the cocktail list at a local, fashionable bar the terrorists have broken into the company safe.

... while John and Holly drink their third 'Blow Job' -– a delightfully salty drink covered with
whipped cream -– the terrorists have made a safe getaway with all the money and bonds from the company safe.

Outcome

John and Holly stumble home laughing all the way, not noticing all the commotion at Nakatomi Plaza . The terrorists get away with the money only to be captured when trying to flee the country. Holly's company get an insurance payout that covers the cost of the lost bonds and sues the safe manufacturer, thus turning the whole fiasco into a profit making situation.

Movie rating

1 out of 5 -– Too much business, not enough bullets.