Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Synopsis
Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate, a drunk and a friend of Dorothy and he's on a mission. He's lost his Black Pearl. His special Black 'pulling' Pearl and without it how will he ever get into the pants of the lovely Mr Turner?
This movie will take you on a voyage across the seven seas and along the way you will see our dynamic duo sword fight soldiers, the undead and each other ;)
Extract from script
MR TURNER
I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
JACK
There's always time for pleasure. What's yours?
MR TURNER
That is a very forward question, for someone dressed such as you.
JACK
Would it come over better if I were naked?
MR TURNER
...
JACK (taking off his clothes)
We'll have to try it and see.
Movie rating
4 out of 5 – Good sex, but far too long.
2 comments:
Yes I always thought Jack and Will would make a much better match than Will and the woman.
Still a three some of Jack, Will and Norrington. Now that's a film I'd pay above the odds for.
Maybe that could be in the sequel...
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