TV: America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks, the world's leading supermodel, has taken 13 young gay talented wannabe models under her wing. Now only two remain!

They were all there to win. They were all there to be: America's Next Gay Top Model.

Dramatisation

Looking the two fabulously dressed young lads up and down, Tyra thought to herself, 'God, if only I were gay and ten years younger...'. Shaking the thought form her mind, she looked down at the cards in her hand.

'Both of you have made very impressive progress in this tournament,' she said. 'Both of you take stunning photos. And both of you are just what we have been looking for. But, there can only be one, America's Next Top Gay Model.

'In my hand, I only hold only one photo. The person whose name I do not call out, must immediately return to the house, pack their belongings and leave.'

She paused for a couple of seconds. Partly to let it sink in, partly to extend what was really a half hour of filming into a hour long episode. Her mind started to wander. What would the public think if they knew that the ANTGM house, the luxury penthouse in East Hollywood had seen nothing but sex from those men.

Thankfully she had an amazing editor who, though some miracle of chopping and cutting, was able to make it seem like the boys had the sex lives of saints. No one would ever know... except her friends who bought the bootleg DVD: America's Next Top Gay Shag!

She looked up at the boys again, 'Alex, we have been very impressed with your mincing. It started out good and just improved. Miss J is ready to hand her crown over to you. And Justin, you take flawless photos and your personality is amazing. There is not one judge here who wouldn't do you. But, who do we go with? The amazing mincer, or the amazing talker?

'The winner of America's Next Top Gay Model is...'